{"product_id":"hooded-blanket-zerostagnant-still-water-rots-keep-moving-black-cozy-wearable-throw","title":"Hooded Blanket – \"ZEROSTAGNANT: Still Water Rots. Keep Moving.\"","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Bust, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            36.22 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length (without the hood), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            43.31 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Sleeve length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.08 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \n        \n        Wrap yourself in quiet confidence. This hooded blanket combines the ease of a roomy hoodie with the warmth of plush fleece so you can settle into late-night writing sessions, streaming marathons, or slow mornings on the couch. The oversized cut drapes like a private cocoon while the deep kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and holds snacks or a phone. The matte black surface with understated white lettering reads like a low-key statement—subtle, intentional, and a little rebellious. Lightweight yet toasty, it layers easily over pajamas or loungewear and moves from living room to porch without fuss. It’s made for people who value comfort that doesn’t shout, who want warmth that lets them keep doing what they love without being weighed down.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 100% polyester fleece (medium 5.3 oz\/yd²) for soft warmth without bulk\u003cbr\u003e- Large kangaroo front pocket for hands, snacks, or devices\u003cbr\u003e- Premium no-fade print ensuring vibrant, long-lasting contrast\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and practical hood for added coziness\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable, oversized fit that layers over loungewear\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ Black","offer_id":45833037774950,"sku":"12464998868809127575","price":121.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/0348\/4774\/files\/2071786358775306206_2048.jpg?v=1781952946","url":"https:\/\/zerostagnant.com\/products\/hooded-blanket-zerostagnant-still-water-rots-keep-moving-black-cozy-wearable-throw","provider":"Zerostagnant","version":"1.0","type":"link"}